A note about the photos on this page:
Any resemblence to any object, living or dead, is merely coincidental. (Sorry, the lawyers made us put this here!)

Craig Eyes: Blue Hair: Light Brown Height: 5' 6"   Due to the complex nature of Craig's everyday life, little is known about Craig at this time.

Marc Eyes: Brown Hair: Brown

Keith Eyes: Blue Hair: Dark Brown Height: 5' 10" Likes: Music, Information, the Net. Dislikes: People who talk to hear themselves talk, InterNIC (All they ever think about is MONEY!), and US Postal Mail (I have nothing against [homicidal] mail carriers, it's just the system). Words To Live By: "Knowledge is Power" Vision Of The Future: We are all going to die!

Don Eyes: Brown Hair: Black Height: 6' 1"   Don is currently on the run from the government (which he claims is chasing him) in South America. In order to protect his safety, we have decided to post no other information about Don (for now) on our web site.

Tom Eyes: Blue or Hazel (we aren't sure!) Hair: Blond Height: 6' 1"   Tom is currently displaying his belief in No Governmental Censorship of the Internet by placing no other information about himself on this web site at this time.

David Eyes: Hazel Hair: Dark Brown Height: 6' 3" Nickname: Dah-veed Likes: Rocky Horror Dislikes: People who like Rocky Horror Quote: "Mosquitoes only live for one day, you know. So if they skip breakfast, I guess they have a bad childhood." -- Bruce McCulloch, Kids In The Hall E-mail: [email protected]

Paul Eyes: Brown Hair: Brown Height: 5' 7" Likes: Star Wars Dislikes: Taco Bell Quote: "Keep firing Assholes" -- Dark Helmet

Münchkín Eyes: Black Hair: Brown with a furry goatee Height: 4' 10" Likes: Seeing people fly off of a cliff Dislikes: The world, donuts Quote: "It's better to be a coward for a minute than to be dead for the rest of your life." Most Memorable Moment: The time when I almost stopped smiling. Plea: Stop calling me a mulato monkey dog!